Gems from an AP story on Lou

"With Holtz named in only the most minor of ways in the report, do the violations cloud his successful tenure?"

Me: 35-47 33-37 (anger makes bad math) is successful?

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"Holtz did not return phone messages by The Associated Press at his Florida home Wednesday or Thursday. At a celebrity golf tournament in Nevada on Thursday, Holtz said the violations didn't involve 'any real major stuff that happened.'"

Just five, possibly six violations that the NCAA deems "major." But that's not major in Lou's world, because he didn't say so.

"'No coach was involved.'"

"The most serious violations involved the conduct of former athletic administrator Tom Perry and former football strength and condition coach Pat Moorer."